So... it has come to my attention that I have 732 favs and only SIX comments. Long self-absorbed story short, I figured the least I could do for anyone paying attention to this was to give a quick description of myself. This may make you laugh.
Face: ok, take someone with viking heritage, mixed with several other small portions from other countries that adds up to a rogueishly good-looking male (the kind that can pull off a half-smile). Then fire a BB-firing shotgun into his face. Give him about a month to heal and, several hole-like scars later, torment him by slowly coating his face in hot wax. Then, after that's healed up and his face is